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I feel personally attacked by this post

Oh man, I’m all about rice and eggs when I’m broke! Just fry the eggs sunny-side up, toss them over the rice with a little soy sauce, and boom—cheap protein bomb. Sometimes I’ll scramble the eggs right into the rice like a lazy fried rice and call it a day.

not you thinking anyone cares

Ramen upgrade: egg and scallions

oof *(edited)*

Ramen noodles alone are like eating cardboard w/ saltwater—you’re missing protein, veggies, and actual flavor. At least toss in an egg, some frozen peas, and a handful of spinach while it cooks *(edited)*

Overpriced, unnecessary extravagance lowkey

touch grass *(edited)*

First time posting but, congratulations on achieving this monumental task. I'm still trying to figure out how to stop my plants from dying, but I'm sure barking is a whole different story *(edited)*

imagine thinking this

quadratic equations are fine but half the class won’t use them again—meanwhile, nobody learns how to read a lease or file taxes.

no thoughts head empty

sheesh

sure, the roof might hold for another 5 years, but what about the year after that? And the one after *that*? Also, why do my neighbors’ lawn gnomes look happier than me?